Drakulah & Graifdiggaz's

2009-08-20T21:00:00.000-07:00

It is going to be our first time to celebrate the fasting month with Baby and our third after being married.

Dating? Married? Being pregnant?

Looking at these photos, reminds me the phases we’ve been through.

How time flies!

p/s: Love you dear!

Quirky Poems......haha!

2009-07-15T23:18:00.000-07:00

courtesy of Alan who forward me these poems.......

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --

that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts tequila, one part lime.

Worst Feeling EVER!!

2009-07-08T19:43:00.000-07:00

Worst Feeling EVER!!

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There I was stuck right in front of the MRT door after I manage to squeeze in the “macam tin sardine” train. To make matter worst, the air-con is at a minimum, thus creating a sauna-like environment when all the passengers’ body temperature adds up.

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Dressed in office attire; i.e smart pants, long sleeve shirt and a tie, only makes matter worst for me. Moreover, other than the train door in front of me, there are 4 ladies, also in office attire surrounding me. Therefore my movements are limited as I do not wish to be accused of manhandling someone else’s wifes/girlfriends.
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Thanks to the sauna-liked temperature, tiny beads of perspiration start to accumulate on my forehead, nose, above my lips and many other places. Thankfully I got Firmansyah’s clean milk towel with me to help cope with the situation.
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I was coping very well until…….I felt my perspiration trickled down smack right in the middle of my back, following the contour of my backbone and straight into my butt crack. This creates a ticklish feeling and there I was trying very hard not to move. Not sure how it can trickled that far, passing the ERP Gantry of my pants and Calvin Kleins'. I was having goose bumps all over trying very hard to contain the “really uncomfortable” feeling. The only time I get to move is when the train doors opened and I manage to reach far enough to rub of that “indescribable” feeling. It seems like the train is always full even when there’s people alighting. Gosh! When will this ever end, I wondered to myself.

Thankfully when the train reaches Outram Park, there’s more breathing place and I can feel the cool air now as I move towards the middle section of the cabin. Phew! Thankfully I need not be in the office with a wet butt crack. That sure ruins the day.

Firmansyah's 3rd Month

2009-06-23T19:19:00.000-07:00

Today is Firmansyah’s third month out of his mommy’s womb.

Looking at his photos since the day he was born, he has grown to twice his size.

Thank God he is a healthy baby and may he remains healthy for the many years to come

Insya-Allah.
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His weight is a healthy 6 kg now, no wonder my ageing dad can’t carry him for long.

Some people thought he is already 4 or 5 months old. Most of his clothes are already body

hugging and showing his baby fats and belly button whenever he lifts his arms up.

Most important of all, he is a cheerful baby and always smiling.

Those smiles caused him to be pinched, bitten, smooched,

baby-handled, and etc, etc and he seems to not mind at all.

Everyday when i stepped out of the house, part of me wants to

turm back and look at him again.

He is just so adorable.

Till now, there's no fix nick name for him.

he has been called Fifi, Dut, Bob, Bobby, GenDut, etc.

Any suggestions?

hhmmmm.....

i cant wait to get home just to see his smiles and hear his laughter again.

2009-06-22T00:02:00.000-07:00

It's back to work today. 3 months passed by so quickly.

I miss him already!

Catchy Song

2009-06-16T22:36:00.000-07:00

Kantoi

Semalam I call U, U tak answer

U kata U keluar pergi dinner

U kata U keluar dengan kawan U

But when i called Tommy he said it wasn't true

So i drove my car pergi Damansara

Tommy kata maybe U tengok bola

Tapi bila I sampai U, U tak ada

Lagi lah I jadi gila

So i called and called sampai U answer

You kata sorry sayang U tak dengar

My phone was on silent, I was at the gym

Tapi latar belakang suara Perempuan lain

Sudah lah sayang I dont believe U

I've always known that your words were never true

Why am I with U, I pun tak tahu

No wonder lah my friends pun tak suka U

So i guess that's the end of our story

Akhir kata she accepts his apology

Tapi last last kita dapat tahu, she was cheating too

with her ex-boyfriend's best friend.......TOMMY.....

Kantoi......

Big Badda Bing!!

2009-06-15T05:02:00.000-07:00

My cousin came last Sunday. She's so annoying.
She kept crying trying to steal all the attention from me.

Just because she has more hair than me, she wants to show off.
I'll pull her hair out. I can, if I want to!

She was just in the house for a few minutes and she wants to take over my bed.
Heck! No way!

I punched her in the face! That'll teach her!

On another note, Daddy bought me some neck support thingy.
It's quite comfortable except for that Hippo irritating my right cheek.

2009-06-12T07:51:00.000-07:00

Today's Itinerary

1. Library Visit

Educational and cold.

Cold

Ros, how come the library is damn cold!? Is this how the goverment spend taxpayers' money? The temperature should be set at 25 degree celsius. There's a Saving Gaia campaign going on right now. Please advise the Jurong East library officers. Fifi almost got frostbites!

Educational

We read quite a number of books. Big ones with EXCEPTIONALLY large words and drawings. I especially liked the one about the puddle, where all vehicles got stuck in the GRUMPY, CREEPY, SLEEPY puddle while trying to help one another.

Moral of the story: Analyse before you help someone. Otherwise, you'll be in the same shit!

Still have a list of books, Ros, I'll forward them to you later! Thanks! :)

2. Takashimaya Visit

Bought a thermal bag at bargain price with the GSS going on right now. The NURSERY at Taka is very useful. All places should have baby/kid-friendly areas from now on. If anyone from the Goverment is reading this, please put this up in one of your proposals.

The Taka square is filled up with toys and kids clothes. There's a very PINK FIAT car with Barbies dolls in them. It's ugly!

Such a tiring day!

Nana, you can be my babysitter anytime! So entertaining. I'm sure Firmansyah won't get bored.

2009-06-07T18:47:00.000-07:00

We went to Vivocity looking for his hat.
See how excited he is when we put it on for him!

Breaking News!!

2009-05-17T19:19:00.000-07:00

Breaking news - First Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality

And we all know who gave it to him!

2009-05-11T01:55:00.000-07:00

Thank You

to all Aunties and Uncles

that came last Saturday to visit me.

Love,
Baby Firmansyah

2009-04-20T23:44:00.000-07:00

Salam to all.
This entry comes right from my heart. To those who know me, you will have to agree. This entry will be full of grammatical and spelling errors, wrong sentence structures or whatsoever. This entry will be exactly how I will relay it to whoever im talking to, full of the above mention phrase. Heh!

(ok, I actually paused or shall I say stop for a good 20 minutes to type this because there are just too many things to say and my mind works too fast for my fingers to type it into words)

Instead of typing my entire mind out, here is an example of what im thinking.

Example:

You are crossing a road with a friend, suddenly your friend trip over the divider…..and……………. (nope he/she is not being hit my a vehicle - I know all of u are thinking that way) he/she broke an ankle.

What is the next step you need to do?
Please see the following 2 options and interpretations.

Option A:
- you help him/her to the side of the road and call an ambulance/taxi to get him/her to the nearest hospital for treatment (since there is no clinic nearby). Since breaking an ankle is not a life threatening accident, you decide to inform his/her parents once his/her condition are being access fully by a qualified doctor at that hospital (you took this action because you do not wish to give his/her parents a false alarm into thinking that their son/daughter is seriously hurt in a freak accident over a divider). Moreover, after doctors’ assessments, everybody will have a clear picture about how serious the injury is and you can then explain to his/her parents in details and inform to the rest of your friends.

Option B
- you help him/her to the side of the road and start calling his parents, uncle, unties, your parents, your unties, his/her ex-boyfriend, your neighbour, your primary school teachers, your brothers friends, all the people in your h/p contacts. Once you have called the above mention people, you start to dial for an ambulance. (by doing so everybody in the bloody world will bloody thank you for the fastest update, but they will still be at a lost coz’ nobody know how serious the injury is as your friend is still at the roadside. Your injured friend on the other hand will be furiously mad as he/she is in great pain and worried shit as breaking an ankle is not in his/her everyday routine) Once at the hospital and after doctors’ assessments, you have to call all these people again to give the latest updates again.

From the 2 Option above, clearly Option A is the best and Option A is what I will do if any of my friends got injured in an accident. Some of you might say that in between the incident, calls can still be made to relevant parties. Yes, you are right. Calls can still be made to the relevant parties but I suggest you have to choose wisely coz there will be some irrelevant parties who will throw tantrums for not being in your list of relevant parties.

It is those in this category that we need to choose a date, call them for a meet-up and explain why they did not get to know about the accident. This is when they will start asking what’s all this “relevant” and irrelevant” parties? Get your h/p and press the “Call” button, that’s my list of relevant parties (meaning the most recent numbers you just dialed or those who called you recently). So even if you are my bestest of friends, you can still not receive the news as fast as you like, coz your number simply wasn’t there when I press the “Call” button.

But rest assure you will still get the news once everything is settled down. Still there will be people who will disagree saying why we get the news so late? To these people, please grow up and be more sensitive. The injured friend needs to get use to walking with crutches, leg in a cast and come to term with a broken ankle. Let him/her rest at home for a couple of days. You don’t wish to see him/her crying his/her heart out because of the pain and im sure he/she don’t wish you to see him/her in that situation. So please fucking understands the situation!

I apologise for my wrong choice of words, but still people will ask, whats the use of apologizing?
Fuck off!

A very Pissed,
Farhan

2009-04-18T05:08:00.000-07:00

In just two years, I’ve been a wife and now a mother.
Too soon some of you might think, I think so too.

I do not expect to fall in love. Little did I know that I’ll be married to Farhan.

Sometimes, I feel too blessed that I’m scared.
What if these were taken away from me?

I’m still coming to terms of having a son.
A helpless, dependable baby - our responsibility for the rest of our lives.
Many nights I wondered.
The more I think about it, the more surreal it gets.

My engagement, marriage, pregnancy and now giving birth. Those who know about these do not hear from me personally.

I apologize.

It was a very difficult labour and my road to recovery have only just begun.

And Firmansyah, please know that Mummy loves you.

2009-03-19T01:15:00.000-07:00

2009-03-13T20:25:00.000-07:00

Babywell Milk Expresso MachineSterilizer for milk bottles & breast pumps.
A Programmed Formula Mixer.
A Dispenser of clean boiled water.

Formula milk is prepared instantly (not pre-mixed), hygienically & always at your desired proportion and feeding temperature!!

Sure or NOT?!!? I've heard mixed reviews on this product.

Comments anyone?

The Strange Dream

2009-03-11T21:25:00.000-07:00

The Strange Dream

Had a strange dream this morning (12/03/09) after watching Man Utd ousted Inter Milan out of the Champions League.
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Well, the match ended at about 5.40 a.m and I have to wake up at 6.50 a.m. so I decided to take a short nap and that’s when this strange dream happened.
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I was walking down the stairs, going to buy food from a coffee shop nearby. The location seems like in Telok Blangah.
As I reach the void deck, walking past a pillar…..BAMMED!! Somebody shoved me to the ground.
Surprisingly, I’m not angry. Instead I asked that malay man;
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Me; “Hey wassup!?”
Malay Man: “why are you all after me?”
Me: (puzzled) “huh? Sape?”
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Right after I ask him that question, a few men appeared from the background. As I was getting up, the malay man shoved me again with both his hands. As he was shoving me, I managed to grab a red or white (cant recall the colour, not because im colour blind ok) plastic bag that he was holding.
I realized the plastic bag contains rice and it was tied tightly. This malay man kept on charging at me causing me to stumble backward awkwardly. Out of frustration, I threw the plastic of rice at him and that seems to work. Soon the many men at the background manage to get hold of him and they beat him up.
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I got confused with all this commotion, I quickly jump into a taxi and ask the Chinese driver to drive me to the coffee shop. The malay man is still being beaten as the taxi drove away. I pitied him and decided to call the police. I told the police everything and while relaying my encounter to the police I notice my taxi fare is $13.01.
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Me: “wah! Uncle so expensive ah? The coffee shop very near only you know”
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Taxi Uncle: “wa tak mau itu orang ikut lu, sebab tu wa jalan jauh sikit jadi diolang tak tau mane lu pegi”.
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I said to myself, if this go on, I got no more money to buy food, so I ask the Uncle to stop.
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He drives to a one way road and says that he will reversed his taxi to the coffee shop, but he still keep going forward.
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Then I hear the following sound: “Ape khabar engkau di sana? Ku harap kau baik2 sahaja. Aku ingin engkau tahu…….” (the sound of my alarm, its 6.40 a.m.)
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Can we be part of the X-Men team?

2009-03-03T18:46:00.000-08:00

Friday, July 28, 2006

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On Being Color Blind
Posted by Lance

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In the back of my high school Biology book had a big circle with many smaller circles and I clearly made out the word "color". That was easy I thought until I read the caption
If you see the word "onion" you have normal color vision. If you the word "color" you are red-green color blind. Being color blind is like living in flatland. You miss a dimension and never notice until someone points it out to you. I grew up making the occasional color mistake but just believing everybody saw green and brown as different shades of the same color.
I have had more official tests that show me fully red-green color blind. I don't see the world in black and white; I don't even have trouble distinguishing red and green. I do see certain color pairs as different shades of the same color: green-brown, blue-purple, red-pink and yellow-orange.

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As an undergrad I took a course in computer graphics and they did a demonstration where they showed a colorful picture and then showed three variations where they would turn off one color in each. The instructor said that the original and one of the variations would look the same to a red-green color blind person. Everyone laughed but I went up closely and couldn't tell the two apart.

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One day shopping with my wife, she held up two shirts and asked me which one I liked better. They looked identical to me. I claimed she was playing games with me. Now with my knowledge of interactive proofs, I could have tested her: Mix up the shirts behind my back and make her tell me which was which.

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My father-in-law is also red-green color blind which means my daughters had a 50% chance of being color blind, a rarity for females. We've tested them and neither is color blind, at least not to the extent that I am.

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While color blindness has no cure or fix, it is one of the easiest disabilities to live with. My wife and daughters make sure my clothes match. I have trouble when people give color-coded talks but that doesn't happen often in theoretical computer science. I try to keep colors simple on my own talks and webpages. The Red-Green 3-D glasses don't work for me at all, though the newer polarized 3-D glasses work just fine. I don't usually have trouble at traffic lights but I do have trouble telling blinking red from blinking yellow. If I can't tell from context I just stop, sometimes to the chagrin of the car behind me.

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But when I look at art or nature I see one less dimension of colors than most everyone else. I will never know what I am missing.

Dear Halimah Yaakob

2009-02-24T21:41:00.000-08:00

Dear Halimah Yaakob,

Assalamualaikum. Saya menulis surat ini sebab saya ade satu perkara yang saya tak puas hati tentang keadaan di Jurong West St 41.
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Saya menetap bersama ibu mertua saya di Clementi sementara saya menunggu rumah saya siap dibina. Kadang-kala, pada hujung minggu(Sunday) atau pada cuti umum, saya akan mengunjungi rumah ibu bapa saya yang terletak di Jurong West St 41.
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PROBLEMnye ialah, saya tidak dibenar menggunakan tempat meletak kereta yg disediakan di tempat tinggal ibu saya, WALAUPUN pada hari cuti umum!! Ini yang membuat darah saya UP!
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Kalau saya tidak dibenarkan meletak kereta di tempat yg disediakan pada hari-hari biasa, bolehlah saya paham. TETAPI kalau hari MINGGU (12 pagi – 7.30 pagi) dan CUTI UMUM p0n takleh letak kereta, THIS IS TOO MUCH!
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Perkara ini bukan sahaja khas untuk tempat meletak kereta di rumah ibu saya, TETAPI ia juga berkuatkuasa di seluruh SEMPADAN Jurong West St 41.
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Tak paham saya dibuatnye!
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Saya letak midnight kupon p0n tak boleh. WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS?
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Penawar yang saya cadangkan ialah, benarkan lah kenderaan-kenderaan yg tidak mempunyai season parking kupon meletakkan kereta mereka di tempat yang disediakan tetapi midnight kupon mesti dipamerkan. Itu p0n takleh ke?
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Sekian, wabilah hitaufik walhidayah wassalam mualaikum warahmatullah hibabarakatu.

2009-02-16T19:31:00.000-08:00

Picture of Fernando.

Seat Belt

2009-02-15T21:59:00.000-08:00

Please remember to wear ur seat belt people.

http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/#

2009-02-13T01:00:00.000-08:00

Guys, go the link below and try the Quiz:

http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/

and post ur results.

I'm dissapointed with my result too....haiz.. :(

2009-02-08T18:22:00.000-08:00

Berkurun lama kurahsiakan

Cintaku padamu

Hanya kerana kau ratu laksana

Di singgahsana

Di tasik ini, di pohon cemara

Yang teguh meninggi

Bagai harapan ku kepadamu

Sekian lama

Akan kuserah cinta abadi

Menyerlah sinar malam sepimu

Agar menjadi penawar lukamu

Warna hatimu

Akan kubawa kau mengembara

Menerokai alam asmara

Mengubu kota

Cinta kita

Genggam erat janjiku

Sematkan di dalam hatimu

Moga cinta makin mekar

Mengharumkan hidupmu

2009-02-03T00:50:00.001-08:00

Finally, it is confirmed.
You’ll be arriving middle of this month.

Congratulations ME!

Videos!!

2009-02-01T23:23:00.000-08:00

MUWW

(My Under-Water World)

Hey Fishy-Fishy!!

The Not so gentle Giant.

2009-01-29T17:56:00.000-08:00

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SINGAPORE, Jan 28 - A couple treated open air diners to a 15-minute naked parade in Singapore, triggering both embarrassment and applause for a scene almost unheard of in the conservative city-state.

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Pub manager Terence Chia told the Straits Times newspaper he saw the couple taking off their clothes on Saturday night at a staircase in a block of flats in Holland Village, known for its popular nightspots.

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"Then, clothes in hand, they coolly walked in their flip-flops towards the market," he said, adding when the couple did a U-turn a sea of spectators was ready and poised with cameras.
"There were more than 200 people and everyone was taking pictures," the newspaper on Wednesday quoted Chia as saying. "Even women were busy clicking and people were cheering, whistling and applauding like crazy."

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Police said the couple, a Caucasian man and an ethnic Chinese woman in their 20s, had been arrested and released on bail. If convicted under Singapore law, they could face a fine of maximum fine of S$2000 , up to 3 months in jail, or both.
Protests are rare in Singapore and only made legal last year in a designated area called "Speakers' Corner", modelled on London's Hyde Park.
"They looked really comfortable walking down the street, which led to many curious stares," wrote blogger Leonard Tan. "Singapore is getting more and more exciting."
(Reporting by Kash Cheong; Editing by Neil Chatterjee and Bill Tarrant) .

[NOTE]: I wonder whats on these people mind while they were out there naked.

anybody with experienced care to chip in? hhmmm.....

'Sex cult' leader arrested

2009-01-29T17:25:00.000-08:00

'Sex cult' leader arrested

JAKARTA - AN INDONESIAN cult head accused of leading his followers in wild orgies and giving sermons in his underpants was arrested on Thursday and could be charged with 'lewd acts", police said.

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Agus Noro, the head of the Satria Piningit Weteng Buwono sect, turned himself in early in the morning after a three-day hunt, Jakarta police spokesman Zulkarnain told AFP.
Noro, who is called Agus Imam Solihin or 'leader of the faithful' by followers, is alleged to have had sex with his disciples and instructed them to have group sex while he watched in the sect's house outside Jakarta.

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'We're investigating him based on a report made by a female follower named Kartiningsih on January 26. She complained that Noro had asked her to massage him and touch his genitals,' Mr Zulkarnain said.

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'She was also made to have sex with him, while her husband and followers watched,' he added.
'If our investigations prove that he carried out lewd acts, we'll name him a suspect and hand him over to the court,' Mr Zulkarnain said, adding Noro could face up to nine years in jail if convicted.

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'He has about 40 followers, all adults. At the beginning, Noro told them to pray and carry out religious recitations. After several months, he told them he was God and that they didn't have to do that any more,' he added.

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Noro gave religious sermons wearing only his underpants and taught his disciples 'Kamasutra' sex techniques to use in the afterlife, former follower Eko was quoted as saying by news website Okezone.

'We just obeyed like we'd been hypnotised,' he said. -- AFP

[NOTE]: he must be some kind of a leader. Cant imagine if he is a president, the WHOLE nation will be like walking in underpants and etc.

2009-01-19T23:36:00.000-08:00

Here is an excerpt from a conversation I had with my sweet husband as I was leaving the house to meet a friend:

Me: “Well, I should be back before dinner. I love you.” (Hug)

Him: (Steps back and looks at me) “I think you’re bigger than you were a few months ago. Wouldn’t you say?”

Me: blank stare

Him: “I mean at this point in your pregnancy I think you’re stomach is bigger. “

Me: blank stare

Him: “Um...I mean it’s bigger in a pregnant way.... not in a fat way.”

Me: blank stare

Him: “But...but...you don’t look pregnant at ALL from behind.”

Me: blank stare

Him: “I mean you’re a really fit pregnant woman....you look great....”

Me: blank stare

Him: “I suppose that’s one of those things you shouldn’t say to your pregnant wife....?”

Me: “I suppose so.” (Shakes Head)

Glory, Glory, Man Utd!!

2009-01-11T17:44:00.000-08:00

MANCHESTER (AFP) - Manchester United's grip on the Premier League trophy tightened significantly on Sunday as Sir Alex Ferguson's side put Chelsea to the sword in front of a jubilant Old Trafford.

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Nemanja Vidic's header on the stroke of half-time was followed by second-half goals for Wayne Rooney and Dimitar Berbatov as the champions ran out 3-0 winners in what had been billed as one of the season's pivotal encounters.

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It was a performance which suggested that Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez may come to deeply regret his claim that United had been unsettled by the resilience of his side's challenge, particularly when it is set against the disjointed display that Benitez's men produced in Saturday's goalless draw at Stoke.

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In terms of territory and possession, Chelsea's best spell was the opening half-hour, a period in which referee Howard Webb brandished four yellow cards yet was surprisingly lacking in intensity.
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It was United however who generated the first real chance of the match courtesy of the positive running of Patrice Evra. Collecting the ball deep in his own half, the French left back surged forward before finding Rooney on the edge of the box.
The England forward's flick found Berbatov and the cutest of sidesteps left Ricardo Carvalho sprawling but, with only Petr Cech to beat, the Bulgarian scuffed his shot and the Chelsea goalkeeper was able to make a comfortable save.
With Didier Drogba cutting a lonely figure up front, the best Chelsea had mustered by that stage were a couple of free-kicks on the edge of United's area, neither of which troubled Edwin van der Sar..

Ashley Cole's domination of Cristiano Ronaldo in their personal battle helped to ensure United were equally uninspired until the approach of half-time finally prompted them into the phase of sustained pressure that was to yield their opening goal..

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It began with Park Ji-Sung forcing John Terry into last-ditch block. The ensuing corner resulted in United appealing furiously for a penalty as Darren Fletcher's mishit shot appeared to strike Terry's outstretched arm just inside the box.
There followed another corner, to which United applied what appeared to be a cleverly conceived training ground ploy with Rooney tapping the ball off the corner before walking away as if he had decided to leave it for someone else.
Chelsea's defence bought the bluff and switched off, allowing Ryan Giggs to pick up the ball and send in a chip that Cristiano Ronaldo headed in at the near post, only for the linesman to flag—mistakenly—that the corner had not been taken legitimately.
It was an incident with almost limitless potential for debate but its impact was neutralised when United scored from the retaken corner.
This time, Giggs sent the dead ball into the area, Berbatov flicked-on and Vidic's diving header squeezed past Cech at his back post..

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Scolari's response was to withdraw Deco at the interval and send on Nicolas Anelka in a bid to relieve Drogba from his lonely isolation in attack.
Briefly it appeared as if the Frenchman's pace and physical presence might unsettle a United back four in which Jonny Evans had performed with impressive maturity in the absence of Rio Ferdinand, whose anticipated return from a back injury had failed to materialise.

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Instead it was to be United who applied the killer blow, just after an hour had elapsed.
Once again, Evra, revelling in his return from a four-match suspension imposed following his bust-up with a groundsman after the 1-1 draw between the two sides at Stamford Bridge earlier in the season, played a central role.
Released by Ronaldo's backheel, the Frenchman whipped in a dipping cross that both Terry and Ashley Cole might have cleared before Rooney prodded it past Cech from close range.

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With Chelsea demoralised, Berbatov was able to add a third in the closing minutes, drifting between Michael Ballack and Terry to prod home Ronaldo's low cross from the left of the box.

...........ya-ba-da-ba-dooooo...........

2009-01-11T16:45:00.000-08:00

How do GAYS fight?

Answer:

They exchange BLOWS!

2009 Time-Line

2009-01-05T23:14:00.000-08:00

Year 2009 Time-Line
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Let me do a simple time-line of what I have to do for the whole 2009.
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On a daily basis, there are just too many things to include.
Let me sum it up into quarters instead.
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1st Quarter
Lots of important dates got to take note of, such as Birthdays, weddings
and many others minority stuffs, but when u add them all up it becomes a big issue.
Work related is another issue I have to look into as well. Lots of Annual General Meetings(AGM) as well as Extraordinary General Meetings(EGM) dates needs to be confirmed with all my clients.
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Some clients are very understanding and flexible and there are also others that have a head as hard as a concrete slab. Luckily all these planning are done via telecommunication, coz im not really a patience person when it is a face-to-face encounter. (Been waiting to practice my UFC moves on someone. Any volunteers?)
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2nd Quarter
This is the period whereby I really have to dress well to go to work due to the many AGMs & EGMs that I have to attend. And also a period I have to spend on taxi fares as well, these $$$ spend on getting to the meeting places can be claimed back at the end of the month (if I remember to submit all the receipt to my a/c dept).
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During this period, I will also be expecting something or rather someone from my Queen. Hopefully everything will be alright, Insya-Allah. Can’t wait for that moment to come. I’m so excited like nobody can imagine.

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3rd Quarter
Basically this is the only period whereby I am able to slow down abit and catch my breath.
But with the new addition in the family, I doubt I’m able to do that. Maybe during this period my eyes will be like a panda or the joker from the Dark Knight, hhmmmm……we’ll see about that.
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This is also the period whereby we plan to go to Australia, but we decide to push that plan a year later, sorry “mate”(Australian accent).
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Oh ya!!, almost forgot something else. End of this quarter, we have to start fasting and also start preparing for Hari Raya as well. Better to start early that late. Lots of decision makings to do like colour, places, clothings, etc.
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4th Quarter
After realizing how busy I’ll be in the first 3 quarters of the year. I’ve decided not to burden myself further by planning my time-line in the 4th quarters.
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Now where did I get this smart idea of coming up with all this time-line.
Now I’m worried……

2009-01-04T17:49:00.000-08:00

Another one gonna bite the DUST soon!

Congrats Nurul & Bakthiar!

Anyway, somebody ate too much and slept!

2009-01-01T17:53:00.000-08:00

We’re in the home stretch —

two trimesters down, one more to go!

2008-12-28T22:33:00.000-08:00

Congratulations to the Bride and Groom, AIN and HEJAZI!
You are a radiant bride with a Prince Charming by your side.

Seeing how happy you and Jazi were the past few days, we're reminded of our own wedding. We remembered the preparations made; how dashingly cute Farhan looked in his Nikah outfit and the vows, we make to each other.

We’re contented with our life now, Alhamdulilah! Blessed with a baby, on the way.

Once again, CONGRATULATIONS!
Patience is a virtue.

*Can’t wait to look at our wedding photos again together tonight, Sweetheart!

2008-12-15T22:03:00.000-08:00

View this with the audio on.

just one of the many clips i bump into.

UFC 91.

2008-11-18T23:29:00.001-08:00

UFC 91: Randy "The Natural" Couture vs Brock Lesnar

Fight was over in RD 2 with referee stopping the fight

after Couture took some heavy beatings from Lesnar.

Lesnar managed to give a solid punch that connect with the

left of Couture's head, just behind his ear, and that's enough

to send the Champ to the ground.

Lesnar then pounces on him together with about 40 punches

before the referee steps in.

Cant wait for Lesnar next fight which will be schedule

somewhere in December 2008.

2008-11-09T18:34:00.000-08:00

UFC, MMA, CAGEFIGHTS, VALETUDO

As some of you already know I am a huge fan of the abovementioned organizations.
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I have a few of the clips in my iPhone and I always watch them when im on my way to work or heading home.
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To some people, these fights are gruesome, horrible, etc, etc whatever u wanna called it. But to me, these fights are a thriller. These fighters are not somebody u pick on the street, give them a few dollars and ask them to knock each other silly in the Octagon. These people are professionals who take care of their body and diets, go for training- physically and mentally and are making a living out of these fights.
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There are techniques to use whenever u are in a fight.
#1- Knock out your opponent silly. Otherwise known as K.O
-usually done by punching/kicking your opponent on the head.
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#2- Submission.
-this is when skills come into play.
-it means twisting your opponent’s arm/wrist/ankle/knee to breaking point forcing your opponent to “tapped-out”(admitting defeat).
-another form of submission is choking your opponent. (not like in the movies whereby u use both your palms to choke someone else’s throat)
This choke is done by placing 1 arm around ur opponent neck and slowy decrease the air supply to his brain making him falling asleep/unconscious. Normally done when your opponent’s back is facing you.
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Please note that there are incident whereby bones are broken during the fights but these incidents are very rare and there are highly qualified doctors by ringside to attend to any casualties.
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Broken nose/jaws/teeth are common and so are bloodied face and swollen eyes.
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#3- Referee stoppages.
- this normally happens when the referee judges that an opponent is in no ability to carry on fighting. For e.g the referee can stop a fight after someone is being punch on the face repeatedly without any resistance.
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If u think u have a taekwando black belt or silat background then u can somehow survive when being thrown in the Octagon. Well, think again my friend coz it’s a totally different genre altogether. Watching these guys battle it out makes my adrenaline pumping and I do learnt a few techniques as well. I normally practice it on my wife, heh!.
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These are my favorites fighters; Tito Ortiz (The Punisher), Wanderlei Silva (the Axe Murderer), Vitor Belfort, Anderson Silva (The Spider), Brock Lesnar.
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If u think Brock Lesnar sounds familiar, yes u are right. He used to fight in WWF before moving on to UFC. He is doing great and is currently chasing the championship belt against Randy Couture (The Natural) this Nov 15.
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Just type any of the names above in youtube and you can see them in action during their fights.
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Oh ya, the fights wont last long. Normally it will only take less than 3 minutes before someone is K.O-ed. So feel free to get ur adrenaline pumping.

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2008-10-29T18:33:00.000-07:00

Welcome Back!!

Guess who's Back? Back again.....

Been a very Long two weeks for me as i served the nation with pride and a few complaints.

Reservist training sure doesnt sound exciting at all but once i get in there and mingled with the rest, its not so bad after all.

we had lots of fun doing things that we dislike doing it before. maybe its due to the fact that we had no choice but to do it afterall. our motto during the reservist was "Do it Once, Do it Good and Get over it".

so after a few days of training, i find myself shredding a few kilos of excess baggage. if only reservist training stretches for a month, guess i'll be back to my Lean, Mean, Machine days eh!

anyway, my training is Highly Confidential, so i have to code it a certain way if i were to reveal what we actually do. (p/s- this is to prevent any terrorist or extremist who are prowling the web to get "these" vital informations)

this is what actually happened suring our course of traing;

code 0 -: uvf2ghv4 jhv278kj4h jh 2hv45jh2f 5jhbv3uh5b 3hv .hjbv5 hjb3 ..4bi5hklh34bljkj4 ,.biu4. as the F1 car approaches the bend, lbhj3h3lk k4b k4jb. a cow will

not eat chocolates for breakfast. 3!@#$fr r$$ fert 4g er334 .34/34. ter34tw. boy jump over the drain. rjbn4jhb jbf89b df. a cockraoch will run faster with 1 leg less. gn tgh

th ,/df/gm, esr 345 f rty werrt .werg . ey 456 rt.

well, basically thats what we did during the training.

2008-10-16T20:47:00.000-07:00

Had a strange dream last night.

Here how it goes:

We had a girls’ night out and sitting down on the floor (not chairs) having dinner. Yes, all of you girls are there. You know who you are (Jalan Raya Gang!).

After food, it began to rain. Ain said that she drove and she could sent all of us home. We looked at each other, puzzled, but followed anyway as it began to rain.

On the way to the open air Carpark, Nurul mentioned that she was pregnant. I asked how far is she and she said “11 months”. (????? Scratching head! I don’t get it!! It’s a dream, right????) Anyway, the Carpark was empty except for a huge Ali-Baba truck there.

(Something like the one below:)

We quickly got on it and were about to move off when somebody mentioned she needs to shi-shi, it’s either Nani or Ros (I can’t make it out, blurry!!!! Anyway, there is not toilet around and the person do it in the fountain/small waterfall nearby). With much difficulty, we have to remove the canvas that were covering us and waited for that person to finish. (Quite long, I tell you!)

After climbing back to the truck, we move off. The rain is drenching us to the bone.

It finally stop raining. I remove the canvas and realized that we were in the middle of a desert. As far as my eyes could see, there were lots of women in “telekung”. They were in groups, (thousands/millions of them) discussing, praying and looking at us as our truck pass by them.

At one point, some of them shouted, “We want to follow you” and they climbed on the truck.
The truck is full to the brim with these women and we were still driving home. Chatting, giggling away.

p/s: Anyone yang bole mentafsir mimpi?

2008-10-13T23:59:00.000-07:00

Mandi tak basah,

Makan tak kenyang,

Lari tak sampai,

Lompat tak tinggi,

Tidur tak nyenyak.

Macam mane ni?

Mankini

2008-10-13T01:45:00.000-07:00

This is a plead for all male English Football fans.

Please DO NOT WEAR a Mankini to the World Cup.

2008-10-08T18:19:00.000-07:00

This sucks!!

There goes another gambling den!

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Carpark abuse: NParks acts against free-loading drivers
Can't park for free soon at West Coast
By Lediati Tan
October 10, 2008

VISITORS to West Coast Park will soon be paying a price for the inconsideration of others, in the form of parking charges.

From early next year, they will no longer be able to park their car for free there.
This is a result of some motorists abusing the free parking lots there.

Citing difficulties in differentiating genuine park visitors from non-park users, the National Parks Board (NParks) has decided to act.

In an e-mail reply to The New Paper, Mr George Tay, deputy director of the Parks Division, said: 'We believe the long-term solution is to implement paid parking to regulate usage and we are preparing to do so by early next year.'

Recalcitrant abusers will also be in for a rude shock the next time they turn up to retrieve their vehicles from the park.

Towing away

Mr Tay warned that if the situation does not improve, NParks 'will be towing away the serious cases of abuse, such as cars without road tax'.

NParks was responding to The New Paper's queries after an irate reader, Mr Chiang Qing Seng, wrote in about carpark abuse in West Coast Park involving second-hand car dealers.

Mr Chiang, a 62-year-old retiree who lives in nearby Teban Gardens, visits the park every day to exercise. He began to have problems finding parking lots there about six months ago.
He said that about 85 per cent of parking lots in Car Park Two of West Coast Park are being used by second-hand car dealers to 'store' their vehicles despite a signboard stating clearly that the carpark is meant only for park visitors.

He said: 'The carpark belongs to NParks, it is not right for people to use it as a warehouse.'
How did he know that second-hand car dealers are responsible?

He noticed that several of the cars parked there are more than 10 years old, based on their registration plates. About nine vehicles did not even have valid road tax. On a number of occasions, he has seen tow-trucks leaving vehicles without valid road tax at the carpark.

He has also seen people driving some vehicles around the carpark, apparently to prevent the car battery from going flat, and then parking them back in the same lots.

He added: 'They even park their vehicles in the disabled lot.'

Mr Chiang said he had alerted NParks to the problem three months ago but was frustrated that no action had been taken.

When told of NParks' plan to charge for parking at West Coast Park, he was still not too impressed.

'If it's just to keep away unauthorised people, then it is not fair for people who really want to use the park,' he said.

Source: http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,179529,00.html?

2008-10-07T21:05:00.000-07:00

Credit crisis hits Liverpool

for the full story go to the link below;
http://tnp.sg/sports/story/0,4136,179403,00.html?

my advice, use Kallang Stadium for all thier home matches.

to all Scousers out there, better start purchasing Liverpool products (non-pirated ones) to help them during this crisis.

I've spoken to Alex Furguson and he has agreed to loan 20% of the Euro Cup winnings once Man Utd lifts the trophy next year, and we will try "not" to win the Primiership this season coz Liverpool need the funds more than we do. :o)

So, Liverpudlians, not to worry coz the future still looks bright for the moment.

2008-10-05T22:55:00.000-07:00

I guess when we're old, we'll be like this.

Click below for link to video.

2008-09-29T10:55:00.000-07:00

For all well-wishers,

Thank You!!

Can't wait to be back!

2008-09-26T00:44:00.000-07:00

Wassup Pee-Ple........

Its such a BORING Friday with no Queen to talk to on SKYPE.

Many of my friends are on MSN rite now but I just dont feel like talking to them.

Maybe coz there's no common topic to discuss about. Maybe today is just my "Boring Mood Day".

Well the level of boredome is unbearable to the extend that even sitting down is boring for me. (u guys get what im trying to say?) me neither.

Anyway, as I was skinny-dipping the net, I decided to GOOGLE for myself. And to my surprise, I found myself and a few other "FARHAN RAZALI" on that page...lol!!

Well, my blog comparing myself with my niece were featured on the first page. Well, that kind of excites me. lol!! I then decides to type my friends name just out of curiousity....

tried Norsuhana - Nothing appears...

......Rosjihanah - and her blog about kamal's trip to KL appears. (only 2 Rosjihanah appears in Google)

I tried many others too but what captures my attention is.....

When i type Nurlieja.

Mak Oi!! bersepah name dia keluar. haha.

from her blog to her NIE stuffs......and others.

Then boredom sets in.....AGAIN. That is how this Post started, out of boredome.

2008-09-24T23:19:00.000-07:00

Wonder what's the outcome if you were to do the same in Singapore.

any volunteers??

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.
Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.
"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."

2008-09-24T21:15:00.000-07:00

Pics of Randomness!!

WELCOME to Da' Queen's C.R.I.B!!

Apparently, medicines are not the only thing that she refuses to eat,

Green Grapes as well.

what about Red Grapes? No luck as well.

What about both Green and Red Grapes together....

tough luck eh....

Thanks Logwin for Beautifying Da' C.R.I.B

Make a Guess??

My new Toilet Wall!!

My Toilet will never Not be Flush again.

The Pride of Jurong Residence since 1982.

ex-Shuqun Pri Sch mates.....

(Thanks Amalia for making me look BIG....lol!!)

Norlieja Onnawaty with her Abg Amy

Sharifa Heldia with Amir and Shan Rievan

Norlieja Onnawaty + Amalia + Sharifa Heldia

(Gosh!! i do hope i spelt all ur names korrectli. Im not tat gud wif speling u noe.)

2008-09-10T22:49:00.001-07:00

2008-09-09T01:39:00.000-07:00

Dating with Girls of different Race

Here’s a summary about what you should expect when dating with girls from different races.

CHINESE "MEI-MEI"

First date - You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date - You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

Third date - You usually don’t get up to third date because you are smart enough torealize that nothing is ever going to happ.

INDIAN "MINAHKU MARI"

First date - Meet her parents.
Second date - Set the date of the wedding.
Third date - Wedding night.

MALAY "MINAH"

First date - You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date - You get to grope all over and mk out a bit.
Third Date - She moves in. One week later, her father, her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her 268 cousins all move in.But don’t worry you can repeat this 4 times.

WHITE MARY

First Date - You both get drunk and have sex.
Second Date - You both get drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary - You both get drunk and have sex.

ARAB GIRL

First Date - Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date - You are shot dead.
Third date - Not Applicable

p.s: i copied this from someone else's blog. not to be taken seriously.

2008-09-07T23:28:00.000-07:00

Investigation C.S.I Stail!!(style)

Subject: Si Bongkok, Deceased

Cause of Death: Currently under investigation.

Date of Post Mortem: N/A. Body was cook "sweet & sour" untuk berbuka.

Step by Step Investigation.

Upon receiving news of the death, Agent AkulaH @ akulah, race home right after work.
By then body of deceased was safely marinated and ready to be cook.
rest of the tank mates appeared fine with no broken fins or bruises, so foul play is ruled out.
water quality is abit cloudy but still approved my NEA, so water borne deceases such as fin rots and fungi infection is ruled out.
live feeds from 2 days ago seems healthy and enough to feed all tank occupants.

Key Suspect!!

during the course of investigation, no food pellets were found floating.
Food Pellet is the deceased main food supply.
due to the awkward shape of his body and his drop-eye syndrome, deceased cant catch live feed effectively.
after interviewing the deceased caretaker, The Count(Dad) and Medusa(Mak), food pellets wasnt given due to the facts that live feeds are still available.

CONCLUSIONS!!

Cause of Death: HUNGER!!
The deceased gets weaker and weaker as his source of food is minimise. Seeing live feeders around him, he/she gets excited and tries to catch these small fishes thus losing valuable energy and body fats making him/her even weaker, and finally succumbed to hunger.

CASE CLOSE!

Moral of the story: New Tank, New Fishes. (hint-hint)

2008-09-07T22:38:00.000-07:00

Si Bongkok pass away last Saturday.

Raya is not going to be the same without him/her.

2008-09-03T19:44:00.000-07:00

Please Take Note, and plan accordingly!!

Change of Date of Deepavali For 2008

In a press statement on public holidays for 2008 released on 29 March 2007, the Ministry of Manpower announced that Deepavali would fall on 28 October 2008 (Tuesday). However, the date needed to be checked against the Indian Almanacs when they became available.

The actual Deepavali date for 2008 is now known. It will fall on 27 October 2008 (Monday) instead of 28 October 2008 (Tuesday).

Source : http://www.mom.gov.sg/publish/momportal/en/press_room/

press_releases/2008/20080426-change_of.html

According to our calendar, Deepavali is shown on the 28/10/2008 (Tuesday).

2008-09-02T20:38:00.000-07:00

Man gets nut stuck around penis

KUALA LUMPUR - A MALAYSIAN welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said on Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

'The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday),' hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said. -- AFP

2008-08-31T17:17:00.000-07:00

Tips Kejutkan Orang Bersahur

Puasa pun nak dekat, tapi time untuk bangunkan orang bersahur adalah time paling sukar sekali.

Dibawah ni ada tips menarik untuk dicuba. :)
Kalau nak kejutkan orang bangun tidur especially sahur. Macam ni antara cara-caranya:

1. Pegang anak jari kiri/kanan sambil tu panggil nama dia perlahan-lahan.
2. Sentuh bahu orang tidur tu dan goyangkan perlahan-lahan, sambil panggil nama dia.
3. Renjis air kat muka dia, sambil panggil nama dia.
4. Tampar-tampar manja pipi dia, sambil panggil nama dia.
5. Tutup kipas /air conditioner.

Tapi kalau still tak ada effect,
1. Jerit nama dia kuat-kuat.
2. Gigit ibu jari kaki dia macam hantu toyol gigit.
3. Simbah air sebaldi kalau boleh air rendam baju dalam korang.
4. Tarik rambut dia sampai jatuh dari tilam.
5. Goyang badan dia kuat-kuat then jerit gempa bumi! Tsunami!
6. Jerit - Api! Api! Api!
7. Letak KFC ke McDonald k. Ataupun ikan patin masak tempoyak yg baru dibeli sebelah hidung dia bagi ambik bau sikit.

Tapi kalau still tak ada effect gak,
1. Pergi kat telinga dia then sebut Maa Rabbuka! Sambil seru nama dia banyak kali.
2. Pergi kat dia, baca je surah Yaasin!

Tetap kalau still tak ada effect jugak, ni jelah cara terakhir,
1. Panggil je orang masjid /surau untuk uruskan kerana tuhan lebih menyayanginya.

Selamat Berpuasa!

2008-08-29T00:07:00.000-07:00

Six firefighters, one ring, one silly sex act
August 29, 2008

WHAT began as a private act reached a very public conclusion in a Malaysian hospital on Monday.

A man in his twenties decided to slip a ring around his penis , reported Guang Ming Daily.

To his horror, he discovered he could not take the ring off.

He ended up making a trip to the emergency room at the University Malaya Medical Centre.
Doctor stumped.

The doctor was also stumped by this unusual problem - the ring was too tight for him to remove with his surgical tools.

To make things worse, the patient was in terrible pain and had to be anaesthesised.

Shortly after, a team of six firefighters arrived at the hospital to deal with the 'emergency'.

By this time, a group of doctors had gathered around the patient, but none of them could figure out how to get the ring off.

One of the firefighters came forward and used a large pair of cutters - normally used at the scene of a fire or car crash - and delicately snipped the ring off.

It was over in less than a minute.

Note: Above was extracted from The New Paper.

2008-08-27T02:54:00.000-07:00

2008-08-26T01:55:00.000-07:00

A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital.

She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.

The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl!"
The lady said, "Oh, I must name them," but the nurse said, "You were unconscious, so we called your brother, and he named them!

"The lady said, "But he's as dumb as a box of rocks! So what are their names?"

The nurse said, "The girl is called "Denise." The woman replied, "Well that is a pretty name, so what did he name my boy?

"The nurse replied, "Denephew!"

2008-08-21T20:05:00.000-07:00

First and foremost, I would like to thank my beloved friend, Nana, for the five minutes for fame. Without her, there will be NO me on National Television.

Thanks Nan, you are such a great friend!

I know that it was going to be an interview but when Ahmad came with the cinematographer fully equipped with all the lighting apparatus and huge, big-assed cameras, I had a mental block!

Even my wedding, they did not use such equipment.

I sense panic in the air but I have to remain composed. I mean, it is just an interview right?

The interview went without a hitch with the occasional “guidance” from our cinematographer.
His constant fussing around with my sweat is anthing but tolerable. :)

Back to the interview.

It was done in Malay. I have no qualms about it, but bile nak cakap bahasa baku. Alamak! Dah kasi balik cikgu lah. Susah jugak but aku persevere. :)

Anyway, for those who watch it, YES-YES, I’m a bakal ibu.

For those who don’t, for your info, I’ve been “busy” after the wedding. Please anticipate a bigger bellied me this coming raya.

Once again, thanks Nan.

2008-08-18T23:07:00.000-07:00

Too many things happened lately and I have some trouble coping.

Hope we’ll get pass this.

Right, Baby?

2008-08-11T20:32:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!!
Although we didnt get a seat at the main venue, we manage to catch the AWESOME display of the F-16 from the PADANG with thousand other Singaporeans. The rain failed to wash the Great Singapore spirit in us(Yeah Rite). We stayed till the whole event is over and start complaining the very next day!! :)
Catch a glimpse of how it is like @ the Padang. If its not because of the rain, everything would have been tolerable. :)

Niece No. 3 Batrisyah

1st Nephew. No. 4 Rayyan

Humongous Canvas already laid out for us to sit/lie/wateva.

Unpacking the Snacks/Goodies

The kids getting use to the surrounding

Satu Buat......

Semua buat.....duh!!

No prize in guessing who is under that canvas!!

(Sabrina & Mom.)

The Queen & King being the Guest Of Honour!!

Kids getting excited upon seeing Helicopters

The actual view is much better than this.

Niece No. 6 Ardini, muching away on Daddy's lap

Niece No. 7 Sabrina. Dah besar nak jadi Rapper!!

Another look @ Rapper wannabe.

alalalalaa.......dah penat rapping.

F-16 Fighter Jet in action!!

The End Product!!

AMAZING!!

The Firework was a turn off, maybe due to the rain earlier on.

There were too much smoke that it actually cover up the fireworks, so all that we can see are just the flashes of the actual firework.

But luckily we were there during the preview 2 weeks ago courtesy of my Shuqun friend, Nurul Huda Binte Md Yussof. we manage to see the fireworks from a horizontal distant of 270m and a height of 255m above see level.

Below are the pic.

Simply FANTASTICO!!

2008-08-06T23:21:00.000-07:00

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas.

Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?

''I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank.

After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'What did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,

2008-08-01T20:04:00.000-07:00

Setapak melangkah,
Dua langkah ingatan kanda pada dinda.

Adinda bersumpah,
Jikalau kekanda tidak kembali,
Adinda akan menyusul kekanda,
Meminjak pada tanah yang sama,
Bernafas pada udara yang sama.

Layar berbelok-belok,
Sauh dibungkar di tempat tenang,
Yang tinggal hati tak elok,
Yang pergi hati tak senang.

Bila sampai waktu
Kita akan bersama.

2008-07-31T00:00:00.000-07:00

Why can't men model for Cars?

The visuals say it all.

JOKER-ing around

2008-07-23T19:49:00.000-07:00

Dark Knight!! (U must be JOKER-ing)
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Well, the show is not as great as I would expect it to be. WANTED is way better in my opinion.
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But I have to agree with all those who have watched the show with their comments about the villain, JOKER.
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With all the gadgets and technology and $$$ that Wayne Enterprise is generating, I’m kind of disappointed that Batman is having difficulty in capturing JOKER. I really admire JOKER in this show as he works with what is available to him. Just imagine if he too has a $$$ generating company like Wayne Enterprise, he would be unstoppable.
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Moreover, whenever the JOKER is around, everyone in the cinema sort of sit up and wonders what is going to happen next. He is so mysterious and full of surprises. I like it when he starts to approach his victim, with a small knife in hand, and starts to tell story which goes something like this;

"Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual, and Mommy picks up a kitchen knife to defend herself. Well, Daddy doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife and slices her up, laughing as he does it. And then he looks at me standing there, and says, "Why...so...serious?" And as he's walking over to me: "Why...so...serious?" And then he puts the knife in my mouth, like this, and says, "Let's put a *smile* on that face!" (At the same time he paces the knife in the victim mouth and ready to slice it sideways)".

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It sounds simple but the action and the look on his face gives a chilling impression which last in viewers mind."
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During the show he says this to Harvey Dent;

"Do I really look like a man with a plan, Harvey? I don't have a plan. The mob has plans, the cops have plans. You know what I am, Harvey? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans. Yours, theirs, everyone's. Maroni has plans. Gordon has plans. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that what happened to you and your girlfriend wasn't personal, you know I'M telling the truth. "
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(I kind of chuckle to myself when I heard him say that as it remind me of myself. If you guys know me, I really suck at planning. Don’t believe? Ask Team F.R.A.N.K. Remember honeymoon?? Batam trip? And many countless failed planning that I hope all of you has forgotten by now. heh!)
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The show becomes a marathon when it keeps showing Batman trying to figure out how to capture JOKER. And by the way, Rachel (the actress) doesn’t fit in the show at all (that’s my opinion). Her eyes remind me of Snoopy the cartoon. (Droopy eyes). Wonder why both Batman and Harvey fall for her. Maybe they are ardent Snoopy fans.
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Ok, I'm being draggy now. (That’s exactly what happens with the show). Only the JOKER can spice up the show. It’s a good thing he is not dead at the end. Looking forward to see the JOKER in the next BATMAN show, or rather JOKER RETURNS.........

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2008-07-21T19:17:00.000-07:00

Dear all,

Tickets to the THE DARK KNIGHT will be distributed to you at Cathay Cineleisure Orchard – Hall 4 (level 6) from 6.30pm to 6.55pm. Representatives from each division will be there to distribute the tickets. You will also be given a coupon each which can be exchanged for a hotdog with a coke. The movie will start at 7pm sharp and you may enter the hall 10 minutes prior to the screening. The details of the show are as follows

Date : Wednesday, 23 July 2008
Time : 7pm sharp
Location : Cathay Cineleisure Orchard (FREE SEATING )
Hall 4 – Level 6
Seating Arrangement : Free (A1 – H18 & J7-J14)

SEE YOU THERE!

Regards

Mercy Relief

2008-07-20T18:53:00.000-07:00

MERCY RELIEF!!

Si Bongkok is having trouble feeding him/herself.

Myself and I are raising funds/donations to get an experienced Surgeon from the Big Apple to perform an Intensive Surgery on the spine of Si Bongkok and maybe his/her eyes too if there's any spare change. (For those who are not familiar with Si Bongkok, please scroll down for a brief Biodata of Si Bongkok)

If you wish to contribute, please post "Si Bongkok" on the Chatbox @ the side. I've tied down an agreement with Microsoft and they agreed to donate SGD$0.05 for every "Si Bongkok" posted on the Chatbox.

Biodata of Si Bongkok;

Si Bongkok is a Silver Arowana bought from the market nearby for the price equivalent to KFC Family meal, SGD$24.90. Bought him/her when he/she is only 10 cm long. Now he/she has grown to a length of abt 30 cm with a diet consisting of mainly pellets. Tried feeding him/her live fish but his/her tank mates are much faster and more agile to get to the prey first leaving him/her with scraps. His/Her tank mates are 2 Giant White Gurami, 1 Red Giant Gurami and a Huge 1m Long Fire Eel. The Eel is innocent though, feeding mainly on scraps as well.

Meanwhile see how Si Bongkok putting in 110% effort just to eat a small pellet. (I'll try to get it on video next time.) Its like eating a grain of rice one at a time. (I feel for u man)

See how awkward he/she tries to locate the pellet before

eating it. He/She manages to eat the pellet 60% of the time though.

Look at how bad his/her body is twisted?

The Eyes. Right looking down, Left looking up.

Its called "Drop-Eyes" syndrome in the Arowana World.

Pretty common especially for Silver Aros.

Look at the shiny body armour.

Making a left turn is easy,

Making a right turn......"WIDE TURNING"

2008-07-17T19:32:00.000-07:00

"Kiut"-ness runs in The Family.

See the resemblance??

saper tak nampak.....tandanye nak.......nvm....

Name: Nur Sabrina Bte Hishamuddin

Born: Somewhere in May 2008

(Its best not to know the exact birth date,

nanti birthday nak kene beli hadiah.

Thats the difficult part. hehe!)

Relationship: Anak sedare yg ter-latest.

(My sista 4th PowerPuff Girls)

Name: Muhammad Farhan Bin Razali

Born: 20 Jan 1987

(please TAKE NOTE!! PERHATIAN!!

B'day gifts can be delivered by air/land/sea/hand/courier)

Relationship: Nur Sabrina's favourite Uncle

2008-07-16T20:45:00.000-07:00

Random Photos dug out from my I-Phone.

Dinner @ Tong Seng Coffee Shop

Mad Rush Begins!! Piranahs @ Metro AGM

The Site 1

The Site 2

A great way to keep a man happy is through our stomachs.

Dinner at My Chicken Rice Stall @ ViVo

Late supper @ where else if not Mustafa Ctr

"after drinking coffee" expression.

NOTE: Never Ever let her drinks Coffee

Nur Sabrina
Voted 2nd Cutest Baby after her Uncle, Me!!

one of the PowerPuff Girls, Buih!!

Nana pening LaLat lepas experiencing "Flying like a Superman"

Holding on to Super-Az-Man for support after

a nerve wrecking flying adventure.

Azman baca Doa makan ketika dalam ketakutan masuk rumah hantu.

Err........nevermind

Nana with the "I'M REALLY HUNGRY" expression

2008-07-15T02:06:00.000-07:00

Kinda cool huh?!

Now we know that carrots do have SEX.

2008-07-11T02:44:00.000-07:00

2008-07-09T00:35:00.000-07:00

Two-in-One bear anyone?

2008-06-26T23:47:00.001-07:00

The company is rebranding.

As of 1st July, we'll be:

Off to the flyer now, to celebrate the name change.
Here I come!

2008-06-24T23:16:00.000-07:00

Had a strange dream last night!

Nana’s wedding.

From making the hantaran, to the nikah and then sanding. I can still remember Nana tersipu-sipu atas pelamin waiting for Azman.

Maybe alamat ade orang nak kawin tak? Hhhhmmm…

2008-06-18T20:26:00.000-07:00

Blogging at the airport now.

On the way to Kuala Lumpur!

See updates in RED.

European Cup 2008!!

Well, the Euro 08 is coming to its Quarterfinal Stage now.
This is where the Big Boys are being separated from the not so Big ones.

Portugal vs Germany
Turkey vs Croatia
Netherlands vs Russia
Spain vs Italy

Betting dens will be busy with their activities, legally and illegally.

But according to one website http://info.bettingtaklehpakai.com/indon,

they are predicting Germany, Croatia, Netherlands and Italy to go through.

These are their breakdown of the Quarterfinal Match:-

Germany will beat the Portugese with a single goal margin, scored by either Ballack, Podolski or Klose.

Portugese entertaining play will be limited due to the tight marking German who will mark the “key” players, namely Ronaldo and Deco.

The experienced of the German players in this type of crucial stage will enable them to win this match.

Portugal is a young squad and they will only get better BUT this tournament is not theirs, probably they will lift the cup in the next Euro Cup.

Results: SPOT ON!

Croatia will outwit the gritty Turks 3-1. The turks getting their consolation goal from their never-say-die attitude, scored by their talismatic striker, Nihat.

Problem with Croatia is that, you never know who will score their goals as they can come from anywhere. Their journey will end once they reach the Semi-Finals coz they will be against the Mighty Netherlands who shouldn't have any problem hammering Russia.

Results:

Full time = Croatia 1 Turkey 1

Penalty Kicks = Croatia 1 Turkey 3

One way traffic for Netherlands vs Russia, as the Total Football nation starts their attack from their own Goalie, Van Der Saar (who only concedes just 1 goal so far). Russia will threaten only towards the end of the 1st half and will rely on counter attack BUT the faster Netherlands players are just too fast for them to play that kind of tactics.

Having said that, the Netherlands are 2 levels up in every department when compared to the Russians. Netherlands to win by 3-0.

The pressure to win a trophy after SO LONG is just too much for the young Spaniards to handle. As the tournament proceeds further, Italy will only get better and more composed in their approach play. This will not be a high scoring match, as Italy will switch to defense mode after getting the lead. The Italians might need a favour from Buffon if it leads to penalty kicks.

The Spaniards are just too over reliance to Fernando Torres and David Villa just found his midas touch in this tournament. The Italians, also known as master of defending, will just mark these 2 players for dead and they are as good winning the match.

Let's wait and see if the forecast by http://info.bettingtaklehpakai.com/indon is accurate.

If it is, I’m sure the site will be crashing before it gets to the Semi-Finals stage.

2008-06-13T21:15:00.000-07:00

(All times EST.)

Group play

Saturday 6/07

11:50 a.m.- Switzerland vs. Czech Republic A (ESPN Classic)

2:30 p.m.- Portugal vs. Turkey A (ESPN Classic)

Sunday 6/08

11:50 a.m.- Austria vs. Croatia B (ESPN2)

2:30 p.m.- Germany vs. Poland B (ESPN2)

Monday 6/09

11:50 a.m.- Romania vs. France C (ESPN2)

2:30 p.m.- Netherlands vs. Italy C (ESPN2)

Tuesday 6/10

11:50 a.m.- Spain vs. Russia D (ESPN2)

2:30 p.m.- Greece vs. Sweden D (ESPN2)

Wednesday 6/11

11:50 a.m.- Czech Republic vs. Portugal A (ESPN2)

2:30 p.m.- Switzerland vs. Turkey A (ESPN2)

Thursday 6/12

11:50 a.m.- Croatia vs. Germany B (ESPN2)

2:30 p.m.- Austria vs. Poland B (ESPN2)

Friday 6/13

11:50 a.m.- Italy vs. Romania C (ESPN2)

2:30 p.m.- Netherlands vs. France C (ESPN2)

Saturday 6/14

11:50 a.m.- Sweden vs. Spain D (ESPN2)

2:30 p.m.- Greece vs. Russia D (ESPN2)

Sunday 6/15

2:30 p.m.- Switzerland vs. Portugal A (ESPN2)

2:30 p.m.- Turkey vs. Czech Republic A (ESPN2)

Monday 6/16

2:30 p.m.- Poland vs. Croatia B (ESPN Classic)

2:30 p.m.- Austria vs. Germany B (ESPN)

Tuesday 6/17

2:30 p.m.- Netherlands vs. Romania C (ESPN Classic)

2:30 p.m.- France vs. Italy C (ESPN)

Wednesday 6/18

2:30 p.m.- Greece vs. Spain D (ESPN)

2:30 p.m.- Russia vs. Sweden D (ESPN2)

Quarterfinals

Thursday 6/19

2:30 p.m. - 1A vs. 2B (ESPN)

Friday 6/20

2:30 p.m. - 1B vs. 2A (ESPN)

Saturday 6/21

2:30 p.m. - 1C vs. 2D (ABC)

Sunday 6/22

2:55 p.m. - 1D vs. 2C (ESPN)

Semifinals

Wednesday 6/25

2:30 p.m. - Winners (ESPN)

Thursday 6/26

2:30 p.m. - Winners (ESPN2)

Finals

Sunday 6/29 2:30 p.m. - Title Match in Vienna (ABC)

2008-06-09T23:50:00.000-07:00

Bankok - CHECKED!!

Had a great trip to Bankok and now I can proudly say that I’ve been to The Land of Smiles.
Stayed in a great hotel called Swiss Park Hotel for 3 days 2 nights and had spicy foods for lunch and dinner. My poor Queen had her tongue burnt so badly that even plain drinking water taste like Tom Yum Soup.

Well, like all tourists who visited Bankok, shopping is a must. So I got myself a Germany Euro ’08 jersey (they better win the Euro Cup), a cow-boy hat (irony isn’t it? But it sure helps in hot & sunny Bankok) and lots of great memories. Tried not to tempt myself to buy unnecessarily, like the Muay Thai board shorts that I almost certainly buy and a few more of this and that.

Apart from shopping, we also went to LUMPINEE STADIUM for some action in the form of MUAY THAI. It really is an experienced as we get to sit 2 rows away from the ringside and I sure got my adrenaline pumping. There’s ACTION, DRAMA, BLOOD, PUNCHING, KICKING, ELBOWING, KNOCKOUTS, SHOUTINGS, SWEAT, DANCING, etc, etc.

There are a total of 9 fights and each fight last for 5 rounds. The video below is a fraction of the action.

Can’t really see the blood from this clip but that guy actually had a nasty cut above his left eyelid after being TIGER-UPPERCUTED (elbowed). His blood was dripping all over the ring and the referee had to stop the fight a couple of times for the doctor to analyze if he is fit to carry on. Will definitely won’t give this a miss if I were to go there again next time, Insya-Allah.

I almost lost my voice shouting most of the time and I’m sure most of the time they don’t understand what I was saying. Thanks to my shouting, the Queen gets to see half of the action, if not she will be sleeping right there and then. *Can’t believe how anyone can fall asleep in such atmosphere.

We also went to the interesting floating market and I’m very sure all the shoplifters there will either die drowning or just die. Okok I’m exaggerating abit here but I don’t think there are shoplifters there, even if there is, he/she must be a foreigner. (go and figure out why)

Another event that really gets my voting for MOST DARING AWARD is when we visit the Snake Farm. It really is a simple down to earth, smelly, stained snake glass and budget place whereby, you take one look and you’ll have the impression that you gave been cheated of your 200 bath(SGD$8.30).

The crowd puller of this rotting farm is actually the Famous Snake Show, whereby there is already 1 dead snake charmer, that’s what they claimed. After watching the show, I think the number of death toll will increase in the near future.

The show comprises of 5 parts. One of the parts is shown in the clip below.

No prize for guessing whose voice that is shouting away in the background apart from the commentator. Haha.

Well, definitely wont give this a miss too if I get to Bankok again. Just want to keep tack the number of fatal casualties. ;p

*Want to see more of the snake show, come and meet the Queen, I got all 5 parts on her phone.

2008-06-05T19:36:00.000-07:00

Mak Renah mati kutu, kepalanya rungsing dan resah memikirkan mimpi ngeri yang asyik menghantui tidurnya setiap malam Jumaat, malam Sabtu mahupun malam Raya. Dalam mimpinya, Mak Renah didatangi seorang lelaki berpakaian serba putih berjambang tebal lagi lebat. Mak Renah memang kenal benar dengan lembaga lelaki yang acap kali merenungnya tajam dan bermuka bengis itu.

Bila memikirkan mimpi seram yang selalu menghantuinya itu Mak Renah berasa takut dan menggigil seperti Amid bin Ramid, jirannya yang menghidap demam denggi lagaknya.

Kehadiran lelaki berpakaian serba putih dan berjambang itu begitu mencemaskan hati Mak Renah. Kerungsingannya itu menarik perhatian Nora, anak perempuannya yang sulung itu. Puas Nora bertanya namun Mak Renah sedaya upaya mengelak.

“Mak penat sangat…tak ada apa nak,” Mak Renah tahu jawapannya itu tidak mampu mengurangkan kecurigaan Nora.

Mak Renah tidak mahu Nora tahu lebih-lebih lagi melibatkan masa depan anak daranya yang seorang itu. Mak Renah menyesal akan segala perbuatannnya yang tutut mengheret anak kesayangannya itu bersama sekali. Mak Renah sedar lambat laun Nora akan dapat mengetahui dan menerima akibat dari ketelanjurannya membuat perjanjian dengan lelaki berjambang tebal dan berpakaian serba putih yang selalu hadir dalam mimpi Mak Renah.

Nora akan menjadi korban lantaran ketamakan dan nafsu materialistiknya sendiri. Dan hari ini, si lelaki berjambang itu akan datang menuntut Nora.Tiba tiba Mak Renah kesesakan nafas memikirkannya dan matanya membengkak terlalu penat untuk ditahan tahan lagi. Mak Renah lelah dan longlai apabila lelaki berjanggut tebal dan berpakaian serba putih itu datang setelah sekian lama mengganggu lena Mak Renah.

“Nora terpaksa kau korbankan! Kau tidak ada masa lagi,” wajah lelaki itu bertindih-tindih terpancar kemarahan yang amat sangat.

Mak Renah merayu sambil berlinangan air mata. “Berilah aku masa. Tolonglah tuan.”

Nora tidak tahan melihat emaknya meronta-ronta bagai kerasukan lagaknya. Entah igauan apa yang menerobos ruang mimpi emaknya itu. Semenjak kematian ayahnya, Pak Hussein Lempoyang kira-kira lima tahun yang lalu, tidak sekali Mak Renah berkelakuan begini. Nora percaya ada sesuatu yang cuba disembunyikan oleh emaknya.

Sehingga suatu hari Mak Renah berasa tidak tertanggung lagi derita didatangi lelaki berjanggut tebal dan berpakaian putih itu menuntut janji. Mak Renah dalam resah dan ketakutan menjelaskan perkara sebenarnya kepada Nora dengan perasaan berkecamuk.

“Maafkan mak,Nora. Maafkanlah mak,,”

“Mengapa mak?” tanya Nora dengan penuh rasa ingin tahu.

“Sebenarnya mak sudah terlajak kata,,mak dah melakukan perjanjian dengan……….”

“Nora diam tidak mencelah,membiarkan Mak Renah menyudahkan cerita dengan payah. Nora sebenarnya sudah sedikit tahu. Melalui kata-kata yang terpacul dalam igauan Mak Renah. Sedikit sebanyak Nora mendengar butir halus perkataan yang disebut emaknya. Berderau hati Nora mendengarnya.

Selepas itu, Nora banyak berdiam dan menjauhkan diri daripada Mak Renah. Nora benar-benar mengutuk perbuatan emaknya, namun jiwanya yang panas bertukar menjadi sejuk, sesejuk air Milo ais mendengar kata-kata emaknya kali ini.

Nora telah bersedia menanggung segala akibat perbuatan Mak Renah walaupun dirinya terpaksa dikorbankan jika itu mampu melepaskan emaknya daripada derita sengsara selama ini.

“Nora anak mak, sebenarnya mak banyak berhutang kain dengan mamak Pakistan Rasyeed Ali nama diberi yang selalu datang kerumah kita tu,”

“Sebagai ganti, si Rasyeed Ali tu berkehendakkan Nora menjadi isterinya.”

Nora ternganga namun dalam hatinya berbunga ceria, mana tidaknya, mamak Pakistan yang selalu mencuri pandang tiap kali datang berniaga kain dan permaidani itu bakal menjadi suaminya.

Nora mengalih muka,mengukir senyuman riang, sambil berlari-lari anak ayam ke bilik. Mak Renah terkebil-kebil. Sayup kedengaran suara Nora dari dalam biliknya,

“Nora sudi mak!”

Mak Renah mengurut dada. Pasti malam ini tidurnya lena.

2008-06-05T01:36:00.000-07:00

Finally! Can't wait to watch it!
So Exciting!

The X-Files: I Want To Believe (2008)

Release Date: 31st July 2008
Language: English
Rating: G
Starring: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson
Directed by: Chris Carter

Movie Plot (quoted from Yahoo!)

This cinematic follow-up to the very popular TV series continues with the complicated relationship between FBI Agents Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) as it takes them to unexpected directions. Mulder continues his unshakable quest for the truth, and Scully - the passionate, ferociously intelligent physician - remains inextricably tied to Mulder's pursuits.

2008-05-30T20:13:00.001-07:00

Made some muffins.

Found a photo of this:

Turtle muffin. Cute huh?

Maybe next time.

Funny Turtle Sex Cartoon

2008-05-25T19:51:00.001-07:00

Vrroooommm......VVRRROOOMMMMMMM all the way to MALACCA!!

How far is Malacca from Singapore?? Roughly about 185 km according to the highway signs.

Well, tried to make the journey in 1 hour in our BBC (Beautiful Black Chevrolet), but got a huge protest from The Queen, hmpf!!

We finally reach there in about 2 hours later (stop for about 30 mins for toilet break and quick breakfast) and thanks to the many big-ass coaches and quite a few Harleys that were congesting the 2 lanes highway.

Actually driving in Malacca itself is very easy if you have the PROPER MAP. We manage to reach our hotel, HOTEL PURI, with a bit of a fuss. But the hotel ambience calm us down and the Queen and I soon forget the fuss, phew!!

Big Momma and Big Daddy were truly impressed with the Babas & Nyonyas style decor and even little Nurul, who decided to follow the ever fun & adventurous King and Queen for this trip, seems excited being in such a place.

Basically Hotel Puri is a boutique hotel with only 3 levels and a couple of rooms. The rooms are slightly small (standard room) but very neat and tidy. The only negative point is that there’s no lifts available in the hotel, could be a problem for those aged 30 and above. Hehe!

When the sun starts to set, the King and Queen decides to take over Malacca and make sure the Malaccians forget who Hang Tuah and Hang Jebat were. We started off by roaming the streets behind the hotel, called Jonkers Street. It’s like a pasar malam but with many things going on, eg: concert, karaoke, pubs, people selling this and that, foods, toys and etc.

While walking, something caught the Queen eyes and the King decides to conquer it, MUAUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Check out the shop's name, LIMAU LIMAU CAFE.

Our food and drinks.....80% GONE!!

The King savouring the Mango Lassi

The Queen reaction after tasting the Lychee Milkshake

It brings back fond memories when the King taste the Fresh Mango with I/C

4 pieces of bread + 1 Superb Hummus = 2 Contented Royalties

The King had a really, really fresh MANGO LASSI drink, which is not as sweet as those available @ TEKKA, the freshness of the mango and the quality of the ingredients used is so PURE. The Queen decides to try the LYCHEE MILKSHAKE. It tastes better than it sounds, really. The Queen had her eyes roll backwards in delight a couple of times when trying the drink. We shared a plate of HUMMUS as well. Can't believe there's HUMMUS right here in Malacca!! The taste is fantastic. We could have that for breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper. As for dessert, we had Mango top with Vanilla i/c. Sound simple but it tastes AWESOME!!

The food and drinks here were SO GREAT (especially at this particular stall) the King decides not to conquer the state of Malacca and allow the people there to live and carry on selling the great mouth watering, thirst quencher, tummy filling, diet killer, fat boy fantisizer, food & drinks.

Let me think about those great taste for the time being before I update the blog again about why actually were we in Malacca. Heh!!

Words that weigh a Thousand Elephants!!

2008-05-22T18:56:00.000-07:00

Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar, di atas katil sepasang suami isteri yang telah LANJUT USIA baru masuk tidur. Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tetapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu.

Si isteri bersuara, 'Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido...'
Suaminya dengan separuh sedar menggenggam tangan isterinya, lepas tu mula mengantuk semula.

Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi, 'Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya...'
Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Lepas tu sambung tido balik.

Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi, 'Kemudian tu kan.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya.'
Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.

Si isteri heran dan terus bertanya, 'Abang nak gi mana tu?'

Dengan nada marah suaminya menjawab, 'Nak gi amik gigi lah ni!'

Sekian.

Words that weigh a Thousand Elephants!!

1) You are like sugar in my cup of coffee.

2) Friendship without self interest is one of the rare and beautiful things of life

3) I love you more than pigeons love Trafalgar Square

4) The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but what we are

5) Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction

6) There is much satisfaction in work well done, but there can be no happiness equal to the joy of finding a heart that understands

7) Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things

8) We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly

9) Young love is when you love someone because of what they do right. Mature love is when you love someone in spite of what they do wrong

10) The best portion of a good man’s life is in his little nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love

11) To the world you are just one person, but to one person you could mean the world

12) We tend to fall in love with the things that we think are true

13) Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so

14) Where there is great love there are always miracles

15) Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible, it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could

16) 2754 tonnes.

Well, That's LIFE!!

2008-05-21T03:53:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, no matter how well we treat another human being, we will never get back that same treatment from that very same person in return.
Well, That's LIFE!!

Sometimes, when a friend is in trouble and we try our very best to lighten the burden/stress, they will never see that, instead they will say that we are just like the rest; trying to pressure them, or watsoever nonsense they can think of at that point of time.
Well, That's LIFE!!

Sometimes, when we managed to do something which we normally can't and we feel happy/proud about achieving that "used to seem impossible" task, your closest friends will say to you, "i can do better if I were at your position".
Well, That's LIFE!!

Sometimes, when we feel sorry for a friend (because of many different reasons), we thought they might need sometime on their own, so we leave them alone so that they can have the peace of mind to sort out whatever problem they are facing, that very "friend" would think that we are trying to distant oursleves and not try to help them out.
Well, That's LIFE!!

Sometimes, when we are the ones in trouble/facing problem, and a friend comes forward to offer assistant, we tend to snub the offer and in return accused that friend of many things like -pretending to help, being such a KEPO, etc, etc.
Well, That's LIFE!!

Everytime, when you are such a jovial person, and when you try and help all those who needs a helping hand, they tend to look at you and don't take you seriously no matter how sincere you are.
Well, That's LIFE!!

Sometimes, after reading the words in this blog, you feel that it reflects youself or someone whom you know.
Well, That's LIFE!!

2008-05-19T20:44:00.000-07:00

I’m sure that I will always be,
A lonely number like root three.

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight.

Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine.

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
With just some quick arithmetic.

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321,
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three.

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply

To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer.

We break free from our mortal bonds,
With the wave of magic wands.

Our square root signs become unglued,
Your love for me has been renewed.

2008-05-19T20:17:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder why SINGAPORE never excel in BADMINTON??

Well, just take a look at the photos below of Singapore's most promising shuttlers and you will know why.

Name: AZ-killer smash-MAN

NAME: UMPIRES & 2 LINESWOMAN

Their reactions when they get a decision right.

Thats how they move around.

Name: FAR-the "lap peluh"-HAN
(see the towel on the shoulder)

next episode of "WHY SINGAPORE DONT EXCEL IN SPORTS" will be about
ROLLERBLADING........hope you guys will stay tune.

p/s: if after 2 weeks of no reports, that means the sportsman/woman are nursing their broken limbs. Let us all wish them all the luck that is needed. Good Luck!!

Site Under Construction!

2008-05-14T21:39:00.000-07:00

Not under construction anymore.

Jgn meluat eh?

Heheeeee...!!

No Pork!

2008-05-12T02:48:00.000-07:00

Why are you there?

2008-05-05T18:28:00.000-07:00

Harap dapat sebarkan berita ini kepada umat islam di Singapura supaya
berhati-hati ketika membeli mee segera.
Jangan sampai ada yang tidak ketahui.

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Out of the many places, I have to meet him there.

Almost had a heart attack!

Why?! Why do you have to ruin this for me?

You can just pretend that you did not see.

Why? Why do I have to meet you?

Why?!

Now that I know that you’re there, should I continue and ignore you totally whenever I meet you?

Should I go to elsewhere?

Why?

Why?!

Batam Getaway!

2008-05-01T21:01:00.000-07:00

Watched this yesterday at Nagoya Hill. It was ok.

Not as BAD as the Orang Minyak at Terbau Jusco.

Dun watch it unless there's no better show.

Check this out!

Just Arrived!

2008-04-28T00:05:00.000-07:00

One more girl in the family arrived yesterday.
Congrats Along!

*************

Am I pregnant yet?

NO.

*************
Anyway, just for fun, laughter, peace and joy. S** and money, Boy oh Boy!

FATAL THINGS TO SAY IF YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT

* "Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a drink, will ya?"

* "Yo, Fatass! You're blocking the TV!"

* "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

* "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!!"

* "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"

* "Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The final of the World Cup"

* "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

* "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

* "Get your *own* ice cream."

* "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

* "Got milk?"

* "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam..."

* "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger..."

Bye-Bye Bellevue

2008-04-17T19:52:00.000-07:00

These past few days,

Makan tak kenyang,

Tidur tak lena,

Mandi tak basah,

Senyum tak manis,

Lari tak laju,

Loncat pun tak tinggi

But I'm going home TODAY!

Yiipppeee..!!

Bye-bye

Pochong

2008-04-13T22:50:00.000-07:00

The below picture was taken at Masjid Al-Taqua, Jalan Bilal.

I believe this is the clearest photo of a pochong-sighting ever recorded. Please be cautioned.

The picture you are about to see may shock some of you. Please do not scroll down if you are under the 'lemah semangat' category.

'Takut pada Allah, jangan takut pada hantu.'

Hairy No More

2008-04-08T20:29:00.000-07:00

LATEST NEWS!

"BABY" died yesterday at 3.00am.

My condolences.

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Had a really terrible nightmare yesterday.

For those who know me, you know I have this habit of "touching", "stroking" my hair or what ever you call it I don't know.

Maybe look a bit (ok, maybe not a bit) dumb but I just can't stop it (My name is Kamal and I am an addict). Whenever I'm bored, have nothing to do or when I'm stressed or cold, I find myself doing it. NOT sure why.

The nightmare goes like this.

I was walking and as usual, touching my hair as I walk (walk don't know to where). I realise that there were hair all over the pathway and they're mine. Shocking but I don't care!

Anyway, that's not the end of it.

2nd scene.

I was in a cafe, sitting on a high chair, talking to someone (most probably Farhan, not sure, can't see the face), stroking my hair as I talk. I was in the middle of the conversation when I pull out a handful of my hair accidentaly. Looking at it, I wanted to confirm if it was really my hair.

So, stroke my hair again. Got a handful again.

Did that a few times, and I realise that I only have little patches of hair left on my head.

I freaked out!!

Then immediately awoken by Farhan's snores.

Morale of the story: When you realise that you already got a handful of your head hair, do not try stroking it again.

When Grandma goes to Court

2008-04-06T19:46:00.000-07:00

Double-click on the above for a larger view.

*******

I'm going in a few days.

DIFFICULT.

BED please!

2008-04-04T01:13:00.000-07:00

Sleeptalking or somniloquy is the utterance of speech or sounds during sleep without awareness of the event.

A listener may or may not be able to understand what you are saying.

Sleeptalking occurs at the same rate in both men and women. It also appears to run in families. People who begin talking in their sleep as adults sometimes have mental problems as well. But most cases are not related to any mental disorder.

How Sleeptalking Can Be Diagnosed?

You will rarely be conscious of sleeptalking in your own sleep. You will need a bed partner or someone else who hears you to tell you about it. Sometimes things that cause other sleep problems can also bring out sleeptalking. It may be a result of one of the following:
A medical condition
Medication use
A mental health disorder
Substance abuse
Another sleep disorder

When Should A Sleeptalking Person Consult A Specialist?

Sleeptalking is very common and tends to be harmless. If your talking is dramatic, emotional, or rude, then it may be a sign of another sleep disorder. A sleep specialist can also help if your sleeptalking severely hurts the quality of sleep for you or a bed partner.

The doctor will need to know how long you have been talking in your sleep. Get information from those who sleep with you or have seen you sleep. This includes spouses, relatives, friends, teammates, roommates, etc.

No tests are needed to identify sleeptalking. A sleep specialist may give you a written test to analyze your mental and emotional health. Other tests may be used if he suspects that you have another sleep disorder.

Why do some people talk in their sleep?

The exact reason for sleeptalking is not known. Children seem to be prone to it, especially if they sleepwalk too. Some people carry on whole conversations, while others just mutter and make other sounds.

Make sure the sleep talker gets plenty of sleep every night, someone who is sleep deprived is more likely to sleep talk.

Thierry Boyle

2008-04-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

People often said that Thierry Boyle was the most boring man in the world. Thierry didn’t know why people thought he was so boring. Thierry thought he was quite interesting. After all, he collected stamps. What could be more interesting than stamps? It was true that he didn’t have any other hobbies or interests, but that didn’t matter for Thierry.

He had his job, after all. He had a very interesting job. At least Thierry thought it was interesting. Everybody else said that his job was boring. But he was an accountant! Why do people think that accountants are boring? thought Thierry. Thierry thought his job was fascinating.

Everyday, he went to his office, switched on his computer and spent seven and a half hours looking at spreadsheets, and moving numbers around on them. What could be more interesting than that?

But Thierry was unhappy. He was unhappy because people thought he was boring. He didn’t want to be boring. He wanted people to think that he was a very interesting person. He tried to talk to people about his stamp collection. But every time he talked about his stamp collection he saw that people were bored.

Because people were bored when he talked about his stamp collection, he talked about his job instead. He thought people would be very interested when he talked about his job, but no. People thought his job was even more boring than his stamp collection. Sometimes, people even went to sleep when he talked to them.

Thierry thought about how to make himself more interesting. He decided that he needed to be famous for something. He thought about his stamp collection, and decided that perhaps his stamp collection could make him famous. Perhaps he had the biggest stamp collection in the world, or perhaps he had a very valuable stamp. Yes, this was it, he decided.

He wrote a letter to a local newspaper, and asked them if they wanted to come and write an article about a local man with the biggest stamp collection in the world. The local newspaper wrote a letter back to Thierry telling him that actually the Queen of England had the biggest stamp collection in the world.

Thierry was very sad to learn this, but wrote back to the newspaper telling them that he thought he had the most valuable stamp in the world. The newspaper wrote back to him telling him that the most valuable stamp in the world cost 2, 240, 000 dollars, and asking him if he was sure that he had it.

Thierry wasn’t sure that he had it. In fact, he was sure that he didn’t have it. Perhaps his whole collection was very valuable though…“Is it worth 10 million dollars?” asked the man from the newspaper on the telephone when Thierry called him.“Erm, no, I don’t think so…”“Forget it then” said the man from the newspaper.

Thierry thought about other things to make himself famous. Perhaps he could be the best accountant in the world! Yes, this was it, he decided. He told a friend that he was the best accountant in the world.

“How do you know?” asked his friend.

“Well” thought Thierry, “I have a good job, I like it …it’s very interesting … spreadsheets … numbers … taxes … finance …”

He saw his friend going to sleep. “Hmmm” he thought. “Perhaps I’m not the best or the most interesting accountant in the world.”

“Listen Thierry” said his friend when he woke up again.
“Perhaps you don’t have the biggest or the most valuable stamp collection in the world. Perhaps you aren’t the best or the most interesting accountant in the world. But there is one thing – Thierry, you are probably the most boring man in the world.”

Yes! Of course! This was it. Thierry could be famous because he was the most boring man in the world. Now he saw that his friends were right. He phoned the newspaper again.

“Hello!” he said. “Would you like to do an interview with the most boring man in the world?”“The most boring man in the world...?” said the man from the newspaper. “Now that’s interesting!”

Next week there was a big article in the newspaper. “The Most Boring Man in the World!” There was a picture of Thierry in his office. There was a picture of Thierry with his stamp collection.

There was an interview with Thierry, and interviews with his friends. His friends said they went to sleep when Thierry talked about his job or his stamp collection.

The next day the BBC and CNN called Thierry. They wanted stories about the most boring man in the world. “The most boring man in the world!” they said. “That’s so interesting!”

And so, finally, Thierry Boyle, became the official Most Boring Man in the World. You won’t find his name in the Guinness Book of Records, because they said that it was impossible to decide exactly how boring somebody is, but it was no problem for Thierry. Now he was famous, now he was so boring that he was interesting.

THE END

Reveal the Animal in YOU!!

2008-03-24T21:19:00.000-07:00

If you a given a choice to be an animal of your choice, what animal will that be?
I would be a “Fruit Eating” Eagle.

Why an Eagle? Well, that’s because Eagles are the King of the sky. They have great vision and able to glide through the air with style. Moreover, Eagles have no predators other than humans and Eagles are an endangered animal so, they are protected by law.

Why then the “fruit eating” Eagle you might ask. Well, although I want to be an Eagle doesn’t mean I have to eat like them as well. Its just that I don’t have the heart to eat those cute little hamster or filthy rodents or even the big fish available in the lakes or seas. I rather eat fruits like Durian, Apple, seedless Grapes and many other tropical fruits that are abundance in the wild.
And hamster, rodents, rabbit are all not certified halal and are not cooked and their feathers/furs are not plucked, so I would rather eat fruits.

Now, according to this reliable website- http://www.myfacts.com.uk/ – I am considered a gentle, cute and adorable kind of person. My personality are well-liked by others but will attack when provoked.

Note:
This site is still in its "construction" stage. Should there be any problems, we apologise for the inconvenience caused.

only one way

2008-03-13T22:40:00.000-07:00

IF U DON'T WANT UR MANAGER TO SEE YOUR PERSONAL MAILS,
THERE IS

ONLY ONE WAY

TO CHECK UR MAIL.
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Always in my memories

2008-03-12T00:01:00.000-07:00

Yesterday marks the 20th day of your death.

You were young.

I fondly remembered you being a simple person.

You loved children but did not have your own. And at the final moments of your death, you manage to save young lives than your own.

Even at your deathbed, the smile that you have on your face.

So PEACEFUL.

I missed you.
There is not a day passed since that I did not see your happy face.

Grinning.
Laughing.

Despite all this, the fact remains; You are no longer with us.

Please think before you talk

2008-03-05T18:50:00.000-08:00

Sepasang suami isteri yg telah mempunyai 3 orang anak, sedang berbual sambil menonton TV di dalam bilik mereka. Si isteri bertanya kepada suami beberapa soalan.

* Isteri : Bang, kalau saya mati dulu, abang kahwin lagi tak?
* Suami : Abang rasa, abang mungkin kahwin lagi. Kerana, anak-anak kita perlukan orang yang boleh beri perhatian. Makan minum abang pun adalah orang yang sediakan.

* Isteri : Habis, kalau abang kahwin lagi, abang kasi ke dia duduk rumah kita.
* Suami : Yelah. Sebab rumah ni mahal, takkan nak biar kosong macam tu saja?

* Isteri : Abang kasi ke dia guna bilik, kita, toilet kita?
* Suami : Ya yang, sebab takkan abang nak buat bilik lain khas untuk dia. Nanti bilik ni, membazir pulak.

* Isteri : Abang kasi ke dia pakai almari kita?
* Suami : Ye yang, almari kita ada 4 pintu takkan nak bagi org lain pulak.

* Isteri : Abang kasi ke dia pakai katil kita?
* Suami : Terpaksalah yang. Sebab katil kita tu baru je beli sebulan.

* Isteri : Baju tidur saya, pijama dan towel saya?
* Suami : Takkan itu abang n bagi kakak & adik awak. Jadi, drpd tak dipakai, lebih baik kalau abang kasi dia aja.

* Isteri : Handbag saya, kasut saya, golf set saya?
* Suami : Itu tak boleh, sebab dia suka handbag kaler maroon, kasut dia saiz kecil drpd awak, saiz 5, golf set tak boleh sebab dia kidal...

* Isteri: @#$%????!!!!!
* Suami: (Dalam hati) Alamak!!

Weekend Trip to BATAM!!!

2008-03-04T02:51:00.000-08:00

What a great way to celebrate the King & Queen 8 years or courtship.
There's everything anyone can ask for.

For example;

Adventure
- Theres the exciting Ferry ride with passengers with weird characters, attire, behaviour and looks. Other than the everlasting sound coming from the ferry herself, theres this particular Wak-Kang who choose to listen to his favourite hits via speaker instead of ear-piece. Well, instead of putting on a disgusted look, we decide to enjoy the moment because, afterall, its our anniversary. Dangdut, Hindi, RnB &many other genres of music was being played including a song about a certain Bomoh trying to use "mantra" on a girl called Nadia.

Romance
- Once we step on the resort, a great view of the sea greeted us. (try to imagine East Coast.......does all of u have a picture of East Coast in ur mind now?? ok....now work the maths..
THE VIEW we saw = East Coast x 1000000000.

You can hear the waves clearly with sound of birds chirping at the background, and the occasional rumbling of the local fisherman's small motor boat. The smell of salt water is not like those we used to smell at East Coast or anywhere in S'pore. The smell is just different, maybe its just Batam.

Our room is located on the sloping side of a steep hill, meaning u can actually dive into the sea via the window.

WHOOPS!!! BOSS COMING. WILL UPDATE LATER...